Would you have sex ON TOP OF poster Pocketrockets?

[RunMaker]

I know Pockets has been ecstatic about the new ruling in Ireland and he has propositioned many posters here for marriage. (I declined his offer as I'm sure many others have as well)

However, my question is this. Would you use PocketRockets as a sort of "coffee table" to have sex on top of? For example, if Pockets got on his elbows and knees and made himself into a coffee table... would you lay your girlfriend/wife on top of him and bang her?


I only ask b/c the New World Order demands this sort of acceptance in the world. And since Pockets represents the rainbow flag at the Rx, I was thinking of ways in which we could support him.



Pockets, can we use you a coffee table? And can we put the ash tray on top of your head?

 

[RunMaker]

 

[RunMaker]

I think the bag on Pockets' head would be a nice touch.

 

[MikeB]

Damn.....

 

[pocketrockets]

I would let you use me as a table after I take that ashtray and plunge it into your skull, 1,2,3,4,5... 6,7,8,9 times, until your scalp surrenders to force and we start seeing tiny white bits of brain matter. Then I would have a line and have a cigarette, moist it in the pool of blood that now lies in your living room (just for dramatic effect and to give the tobacco a nice blood flavor kick). Deal?

 

[pocketrockets]

Then I'll fuck your wife, again and again... call a couple of cats to make you more travel friendly, put you in a couple of green suitcases with rainbow stamps and ship you to Dublin where you will be buried so all the leprechauns and trolls fuck and drink over your grave

cheersgif

 

[Hamilbet]